Sequel on the Way . . .

After what seemed like an interminable series of negotiations, The Lynch Chronicles Part 2 is finally ready to begin production. Most of the core cast members will return, with dynamic duo John Kolassa and Tim Hartnett are teaming up yet again for another action packed installment. As producer Nick Browne put it, “It took a lot of hard work and there were some tense moments in that negotiation room. I’m just thankful the contract issues are smoothed out and we can finally get down to work.” When asked if he would be joining the lineup for the second part of the three part saga, all former murder victim Andrew Lynch had to say was, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.” After hearing his egregious statement, the production company fined him $5,000 dollars. Rumour has it that Justin Oei will be making another appearance, so it looks like this sequel has blockbuster potential. Part one captivated viewers, taking home numerous awards and earning high esteem among several noteworthy critics. Star of the series, John Kolassa, says “The fame is really starting to get intense. I just want everyone to remember I’m the same person I was before filming.” It has received over 226 views on YouTube, smashing the Oratory YouTube page views record. One would think it is safe to say that the 300 views mark is most certainly attainable. For now, fans must wait for the genius of The Lynch Chronicles to grace their eyes once more.